BEATI
the angel. it was barzebabbs OK? He doenst know how to manage the fire, he just wants to show off for crying out loud.
VOI
THis is slow because it has to look right, it has to look scholarly while yet conveying the vitality of the holy spirit at the smae time, the vitality that allowed the disciples to speak all languages without going to school to do so. Yes THAT vitality.
URIEL UNIVERSITY
EXEGESIS DEC 1, 2022Enter Uriel University through the Beato GateHow would you like a ride to Paradise in a sweet chariot? We should really clarify---by saying, the prophet eljah was literally running for his life, and exhausted to the point he asked God to take his life. The angel however did not show up in a chariot, not yet. Instead, he delivered an ubereats dei verbum, that is Panis Angelicus with the secret recipe,beta-test phase pre- Eucharist to Elijah out there in the desert, encouraging him to go onwards to the volcano, where God did not speak in the lava and the magma but afterward in the still small voice. Personally, I always thought White Iverson was an inside joke, where post was trying to get to Mount Horeb via the white chariot, the Iverson. Anyways, this is all in the bible, though it may sound like a special effects movie.
My father! My father! The chariot of fire!
The point of this is the angel supposedly has a chariot of fire, be it a star, a ferrari or what have you, and we might not even have one (gangsta lean) but even still, the holy spirit can blow wherever it wills.
Furthermore it is known that Elijah running to beat the raincloud beat Ahab's chariot because the spirit blew him onwards. So, we might not get to paradise so fast, we have to learn the way via learning to love, but at least we dont crash and burn like Icarus.
The valanga di Vita is a project of Pier Giorgio Frassati, last of the "seven Ps" of the Poem "sette Padri." these personages range from a Mexican farmer turned drug smuggler, a Sicilian Godfather to a stigmatized friar, a controversial film maker, but have one thing in common: they all contributed their part to the initial formation of milk dud, the coder of these pages.
You burned the brotts and other angelic tales.
By, the original Mount Carmel Milk dud
because to read the other stuff "a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down."
Elijah, famed prophet of L (not M not N but) O Him, was suicidal in the desert. Lord take my life, he moaned, because life aint worth the paper its printed on.
Hath I not yon scroll but yon pizza with anchovies, said the resourceful angel, whipping a pizza out of a makeshift brick oven he had assembeled in the desert with adobe bricks (angels are good at that.) You burned the dang pizza, Elijah griped. Can't you do anything right?
I didn't burn it, I think barzebaaal or asmodeus or whoever is out here turned up the heat when I turned my back.
Sure blame it on baabs, Elijah said grouchily. As elijah, fortified like Frodo and sam with elven engel brotts, approached the volcano, the winds of hurricane horeb were breaking rocks before the lord. What are you doing here, Elijah? Said God. Are you talking to me? retorted Elijah. I was gonna hunger strike msyelf to death under a tree but you sent an ubereats, now what? I'll just jump off this cliff over here and be done with it.
SUch a drama queen, said God, just get back to woik. at that point, a disillusioned Vanya bumbled in wtih a pistol. You fraud, you led us out here in the desert to eat this lousy burnt bread, he babbled. I didn't burn the bread, shouted the angel, why you wanna shuck the whole thing off on me. YEAH said babs corcoran suddenly surly. And while we're at it I dont fancy being equated with beelzebubba. My name is Corcoran not mefistoflesas. Frankly I don't see the difference, Vanya muttered. Kicking me and sonya out so you can fart about in a ferrari. Ok my boyfriend did that to me, so its just a tranferred vendettaok said babs. Excuse me, said God, in a still small voice. Now I want everyone to listen. To fuel more of this saga, please donate milk duds to milk dud, please donate milk duds and dont be afraid of the valanga di vita paypal account, it's not tainted with dirty money. The hell it aint said the flat foot. I saw you fonfabulating with charkbarti over at the Pelarati
Why does uriel's exist at all? A snapshot anecdote is one that occured December 4, 1999. The Leopard had taken care of her older brother on and off for 15 years, since the age of 15, and finally was poised to go to harvard Law school. Since due to her responsibilities her Wellesley record looked odd, she would have to take the LSAT, so she had signed up to take it that day. Her brother got wind of it and had a psychotic break, once again sabotaging her efforts to do something positive which in his mind would make him look inferior. He imprisoned her and took the phone out of the wall as she was trying to cacll for help, making it impossible for her to take the test. However she had a mystical experience on December 4 regarding a priest who had just died, Father Robert Rearden. His funeral was held at the oblates of Mary Immaculate, Our Lady of Hope Shrine, right before the world was supposed to cross the threshhold of hope. How did she come to attend the funeral of a priest she had never heard of in a plae she had never been before? As Jesus said to Nicodemus (the name menas, victory of the people) the spirit blows whereever it will, and those born of the spirit as well. M
The Valanga, which sponsored Astron U( the prior name of Uriels) was plagued by violence as well. For example, at a property they were under contract to purchase, an undocumented fugitive from another district was living there illegally with the underage daughter of the tenant and their baby. Shortly after the baby shower he violently assaulted the girlfriend twice in 24 hours, causing the police to be called and violating the lease, so the tenant was evicted. However when the Valanga learned of this eviction which voided the contract they had with the commercial lender. they reported it to the mortgage lender who then, renegged on the contract. Honesty isn't always the best policy in the eyes of the world.