bible summer cycle of matthew.
(one of four cycles). week ten!

remember this class is worth four credits if you take it all, just like all complete university courses.
We might print it out for editing and record keeping purposes, and you might do so as well if you have the ink and the inclination.
Supposely, the entire bunch of questions should be 400 quesitons by the end of the course.
Which gives you a lot of leeway if you make a bunch of mistakes and who doesnt.
If you think thats a lot of questions, you shoudl try bible classes to get a degree in divinity.
If you do take it for credit, even if you are not a believer, you should start to consider essay topics. If you like wrestling for example, read on.

Today is the feast of Maria Goretti a 12 year old martyr who along with Pier Giorgio is a patron of World Youth Day.
Her story is one of power, pornography and patimento, and participants may read or watch movies about her.
Today we find Jacob in the desert wrestling with A an angel of the Lord B the local police C professional wrestlers D an alligator.
the angel cheats and dislocates his A. nose B. Elbow C.knee D. backbone.
He also touches Jacob in the place of his weakness, namely his A. inner thigh. B. Achilles Heel. C. money bags. D. camel feed bag. IN the gospel, Jesus has compassion on the crowds because they are like A. salt without pepper. B. water without wine. C. Sheep without a shepherd. D. A cell phone without a wifi connection.
He says we should pray to God to send A. millions. B. Billions. C. priests for the bountiful harvest of souls. D. migrant workers for the bountiful grape harvest.

Wednesday of Week ten, congratulations Father Lucas do Brazil. (hehe).
ONE.Joseph had a fancy coat and his brothers were jealous so they A. stole the coat. B. Murdered him, and buried his body in the sand.C. opened a discount coat store across the street.D. Sold him to itinerant foreignors.
TWO. However as luck would have it Joseph was good at interpreting A. Sanskrit. B. Dreams. C. the dialect of R. D. The dialects of the Hittites and the Jebusites.
THREE. The Pharaone thus promoted him to head A. wheat dealer. B. wheeler and dealer. C. Wiegelia dealer. D. Why didnt I get that promotion said the brothers.
FOUR. Joseph could thus have starved his brothers but instead he A. gave them all ferragamo gift certificates. B. gave them all debit cards with an unlimited balance. C. Gave them all a boot in the behind and told them to get out of town.D. group hugged and bawled like a child.

FIVE.This proves my point said father conludo, V is not for Vendetta but for A. voyage to egypt B. Valigia di Marca Moschino. C. Vangelis, chariots of Fire. V. Valanga di Vita, the nickname of Frassati.

THURSDAY OF WEEK TEN SUMMER BIBLE STUDY. CYCLE OF MATTHEW.

ONE. Joseph was so rich and swaggy his brothers did not recognize him whatsoever, but he could not contain himself and bawled like a baby to A. his treacherous and terrified brothers. B. the Pharaone. C. the angels. D. Herod and Agrippa and the whole congress of temple priests.

TWO. What did he say to them?

I'm loaded! Let's party!
I have no wheat because I squandered it on fruit tarts, so let us all starve together.
I forgive you all my brothers, it was God's plan that you sold me into slavery!
By any chance have you seen my fancy coat that Dad gave me and my teddy bear?

THREE.Let's rick roll this story, Together forever, shouted 80s pop star Rick ashley who had somehow been booked for pharaoh's temple pyramid bash alhtough he hadn't been born yet.
Because the Pharaoh was considered God and thus, able to do anything he wanted.

FOUR. Jesus told his disciples to wish peace to A. the towns they were preaching in. B. the Ethiopians and the Eritrerians. C. the Koreans of North and South.
The bloods and the maras.

However, if you are rejected then simply A. stay there until they listen. B. Leave. C. pillage and burn. D. Seek vendetta forever without ceasing.

FOR FRIDAY SEE FRASSATI FIREWORKS FRIDAYS.
Why because we had to do the minutes for the Finicky Federals.

WHAT I SAY TO YOU IN THE DARKNESS, SHOUT IN THE LIGHT.
Today SATURDAY of WEEK TEN is the feast of Veronica Giuliani so let's see who was up at five thirty for the mass, while unloading groceries in the early dawn so as not to be assaulted by the unhinged.
Hi, Frassati Crew.
I wonder if you noticed that Giuliani had which mark of Jesus
A. water and wine.
B a yarmulke. C. Worn out sandals from dusty Jerusalem roads.
D the wounds of the passion.

These wounds are commonly referred to as A. THe stimulus. B. The straordiario proclamazione. C. The Streganona. D. the stimmate.
Do the stigmata hurt? A. yes, B. no. C. I dont know. D. they are a fantasy, Jesus never was actually crucified and if He was " we abide by the old saw Se Dio c'e, non c'entra."

THere was a movie about the stigmata which featured: A a flying spaghetti monster. B. A doctor who went to San Giovanni and said "Padre PIo is from Mars actually"
C. Pontius Pilate being promoted to a Federal circuit judgeship where he sentenced El Cahpo to fifty consecutive stints in the prison sewers cleaning out the horse manure.
Caesar drowing in the le bain jacuzzi while trying to get more women then Bill Clinton and Magic Johnson Combined.

IN the gospel, Jesus said to his friends, fear not, though you are persecuted for my name, they called me Beelzebubb so they might call you all A. the second coming of the Russian hacker bots. B. The zombie apocaplyse.
the devils apprentice.
Cerberus and Neptune.